by Leanna Joyner

Last year, I hiked the entire Appalachian Trail wearing a red skirt. Not surprisingly, a lot of folks have asked the same question: Why?

I wore a skirt because I’ve always enjoyed wearing them: long ones, short ones, shear ones, jean ones, ones that flutter on the dance floor. They make me feel like a woman: powerful, sexy and strong. After every backpacking trip I can remember, I have rushed home to slip one on; because in doing so, I reconcile my feminine side with the part of me that can get dirt under my nails, not shower for a week, and eat food that has fallen on the ground. A skirt defines me as a woman and as an individual.

So, at Springer Mountain last spring, I donned my homemade bright red wrap-around skirt, fastened with Velcro at the top. I wanted to share with the world that a woman can hike 2,167 miles in a skirt. In fact, she can do anything she puts her mind to.

I hiked in a skirt-but there was nothing feminine about it. At times I had mud up to my knees. My hair was matted so thickly between my showers in towns that it took 30 minutes of combing to untangle and lay flat the locks. I smelled. My belongings smelled. My wallet was a plastic bag. My umbrella? A garbage bag. Typifying my outdoor living was this skirt that had become a darker shade of red on the back from ground-in dirt and sweat. The front was faded from exposure to the sun. Nothing says well-worn like a two-toned article of clothing.

Hiking in a skirt wasn’t always pretty. I left some of my behind on a rockface in Maine because my sneaker slipped from the foothold. I crossed Franconia Ridge in such high winds that every attempt to lift a leg and place it in front of me resulted in my leg being two feet to the right. Needless to say, I showed at least half of New Hampshire my zebra print undies that day and left an indelible memory in the minds of my hiking partners. Sometimes, I even got a hurtful comment or two from comrades. Some male hikers, perhaps threatened by my hiking ability or caught in their generational frame of mind, made comments about “chasing the skirt” as I was passed them on the trail. I still wonder whether those remarks were a result of ignorance, insensitivity, or an attempt at humor.

But skirt-wearing also had its perks, like being able to pee while standing up and with my pack on. Now this may seem silly, but I drank a lot of water-over a gallon a day-so the call to nature was frequent and cumulatively time consuming. On previous hiking trips, I would have to unfasten my hipbelt, set down my pack, and take out my toilet paper and the plastic bag for disposing the used paper. I’d find a nice place to pee, then work everything in reverse: put the toilet paper away, hoist the pack back on, and fasten my hipbelt before moving forward. Discovering I could pee standing up and grab a couple of accessible and nonpoisonous leaves with which to wipe, cut my pee stop times in half and made me a more efficient hiker.

I got a lot of odd looks from people and was asked to explain myself through that squinted eyeball of scrutiny as someone looked from my mud covered boots, up my sinewy legs, to the skirt. Nostrils flared as they caught the smell, and the inquiry began: “You hike in that?” This question came from hikers and non-hikers alike. After explaining the benefits of comfort, freedom of movement, and discretion when dressing in shelters or hostels, most people seemed to get it. For female hikers bewildered by my chafe-free claim, I shared my secret weapon: BodyGlide, a body lubricant used by runners, which I applied ritualistically each morning. The ability to pee standing up was received with much enthusiasm and was even the turning point for some of them to make the switch.

I wasn’t the only woman on the trail, but what I found was that I became a spokesperson for women on the trail, perhaps because of my chosen attire. I answered all kinds of questions: “Yes, I’m hiking alone.” “No, I’ve never felt threatened by anyone on the trail.” “I’ve seen bears, but they are more interested in blueberries than me.” “I’ve avoided the snakes by giving them plenty of room.” “Generally, shelters are home to at least one spunky mouse.” As my journey evolved, so did I. Initially, I may have been a woman hiking the trail, but for the last 1,000 miles, I was a hiker hiking the trail. I knew that for every challenge that I faced, others faced it, too. I set out to prove that women could hike the trail in a skirt, and so they can, but not all women will. Not all men will either. It is fortitude of mind and soul. It is the individual journey that takes us places. What we choose to wear is insubstantial.

As for that two-toned red skirt-it is the best skirt I’ve ever worn, and it is safely quarantined to a plastic underbed box where its putrid smell and vivid memories are nestled until my next adventure.

Leanna Joyner completed the Appalachian Trail on October 4, 2003. She is a freelance writer and small business owner in Charleston, S.C. Her company, Moonshadow Consulting, helps non-profits with marketing, public relations, and strategic planning. In her free time she runs, dances tango, and daydreams of completing another long-distance hike. Read more about her Appalachian Trail journey at www.trailjournals.com/leanna.