I’m the five-time champion of the Fig Leaf Naked 5K. I go balls-out and run hard.
Cornhole Tournament in 2006. My first and last day as a professional Cornhole Player.
Friends and I did a 12-hour MTB race this summer—without training. Champions of getting what we deserved.
The time I won seven games of beer pong in a row.
BRO office ping pong—still undefeated.
I won “Best Dressed” in elementary school because I wore ties, vests, and loafers every day.
I took second in a state pie eating contest. I haven’t been right since.