Trauma Tuesday: Paddleboarding Woes EditionAaron Bible15 Jul 14Go OutsidePaddling0 Comments Next time you go out paddleboarding, try to keep 4 simple things in mind: 1. Balance is key. 2. Manatees will have none of your shenanigans. 3. Watch out for anchored boats, they’ll sneak up on you. 4. Most importantly, trust no one.